glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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