Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Will exercising make me less horny?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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