There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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