So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
