awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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