I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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