I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
