Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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