Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
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