I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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