From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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