How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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