Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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