i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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