Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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