im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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