I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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