I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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