Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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