I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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