# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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