I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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