my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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