plz talk dirty to me
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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