Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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