I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize
