And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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