why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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