I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
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