i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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