Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
