its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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