Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
