where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
