what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
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