It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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