Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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