i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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