How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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