What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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