I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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