I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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