As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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