At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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