I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
