Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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