dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
You smell like stripper and shame
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Enjoy the penises
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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