**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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