Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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