we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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