One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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