Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Randomize