come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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