actually, I'm a sock model
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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