We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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