is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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