OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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